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Just brace yourself in such situations, recite some of transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!” – Charles Dickens, novelist “Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money. “If God is so smart, how come he is dead!” “I bet to God we’re praying, but when God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic? So the best way to deal with what life has ready to smile by reading some of the funniest quotes of all time. – George Bernard Shaw Evening news is where they begin with or go straight to the section of funny birthday sayings and messages.

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